According to a recent article in Cosmopolitan Magazine, “Cosmo” for those in the know, The Apple Store is the #1 best place to meet men. Hasn’t worked for me (having women meet me not men) though, thank you very much.
I guess I’ll keep shopping at the Apple store in hopes that I can find a woman to whom I can “straddle her grounded leg and enter her while she holds her other leg up or letting it rest against my shoulder for leverage.” Then with her free hand she can “reach up and run her fingers across my chest as she gazes longingly into my eyes. Then, slowly, carefully she can stroke my nipples which is a major turn-on for lots of guys.”
Damn, all I really wanted to pick up at the Apple Store was the Adobe CS3 upgrade from Macromedia Studio MX, and an external hard drive…

